Memorable Quotes

I feel as if we need to share memorable Star Wars quotes. From anything, games, movies, books, who cares. So let us begin.

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds. - Hk-47

Revan: Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you...
HK-47: Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master.
Revan: What legal requirements do you mean?
HK-47: Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally.
Revan: I don't think 'killee' is a word.
HK-47: Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assasination droid... not a dictionary!

Revan: So...why the "meatbag" references?
HK-47: Answer: It was you who programmed me thus, master. Your pupil once asked me what I thought of him, and I informed him of his meatbag status. He was unimpressed, but you found the reference humorous. You changed my programming so that I would continue to use the term. It drove your pupil to extreme lengths of frustration.
Revan: So... Malak was the original meatbag? I like that idea.
HK-47: Of course you do, master. You did then, as well.

Just thought HK-47 needed some love

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
SPACEBALLS... its a Star Wars Parody... it counts

"He's no good to me dead."
"I love you." "I know."
"Whos the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows the fool."
“I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookiee win.”
“I’ll be careful.”
“You’ll be dead!”
"Great, kid. Don’t get cocky”
"I thought they smelled bad...................on the outside."

"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead."

I take it thats not from the movie side of Star Wars?

Hahaha, no. It's from the Darth Bane book series. Darth Revan's Sith Holocron (*) said it whilst teaching Bane the ways of the Dark Side.

*http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Revan's_Sith_Holocron